Tim Walz Confirms Cringe Reason Kamala Harris Picked Him as VP

Tim Walz confirmed that in a world where the Democrat Party is increasingly hostile to white men, he was chosen as their “white male outreach” candidate. 

While speaking at Harvard’s Kennedy School earlier this week about the future of the Democrat Party, which is looking increasingly bleak, he confirmed that Harris chose him because “I could code talk to white guys — watching football, fixing their truck, doing that, that I could put them at ease. I was the permission structure to say ‘look you can do this and vote for this.’”

A former Harris campaign aide has previously told CNN the same, that Walz was intended to be a “permission structure” for rural white men to feel “joyful” about themselves, marking the first time the Democrats at least pretended to want to make rural white men (or white men at all) feel “joyful” about anything. 

Walz may have never been a “goofy 80s sitcom dad,” but he did try to play one on TV - and the campaign trail.